Charles and Ashley got new ultrasound pictures today (again EXPLICIT photos), and were not very pleased with them. I must admit that the translucency of a fetus can, indeed, be disconcerting.
Charles took it upon himself to draw an alternative, more “precise” version.
Portrait of a First Daughter (in utero) by Her Loving Father
What can I say? At least she’s opaque in his version. Ah – and they’ve opted for the highly-evolved new-fangled triped child with the ultra sleek super-digited dominant hand.
I think this explains a great deal about my family.