"Error 404: THE REVENGE"

I'm supposed to merely say, "Page Not Found."

But what does that mean? Was there a page in the first place? If so, where did it go? What if there was NEVER any page at all? Would we find this page if we were to stand in the forest whilst a tree fell? And, while we're talking about it, who came up with "Error 404" anyway and why do we still use it? It's not someone's name; it's not a memorial. Wait - could there be a "404?" Some people named their babies crazy things in the "hippie" era. I know TWO people named "Star." And don't get me started on "Freakus Polikus" and his sister, "Groovy Nipples Polikus." TRUE story.

To be completely honest, these existential and/or esoteric issues are best left to more discerning minds. In other words, I DON'T KNOW. Too bad, so sad. Go look at something else already. Buh-Bye!

Cheese Wisdom

Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department.Harry Shearer

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