Dear Majestic Goddess Monkey Cats,
I had intended, today, to extol your beautiful performance at the ensemble competition on Monday in this entry (and to talk about my failed but well-meaning intentions to get a pap smear, a breast exam, a general check-up, a tire rotation, and a medication assessment on my birthday), but I am afraid I must change my plans.
I know you will understand, but I didn’t want you to think that I’d forgotten about you. And how COULD I?
Most Sincerely Yours,
Crazy Heathen Aunt Kate Cake