Comments on: Sarah, The TATTOOED Lady

By: John Lee

John Lee — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 19:27:51 +0000

Just a thought… why would you want to swing through trees if you had “super powered boobs”? Wouldn’t you just bounce. Just like you would bounce out crime. You know.. instead of stomp out crime… i’ll stop there.

By: Rob

Rob — Sun, 19 Mar 2006 20:08:28 +0000

yes, those are pictures of me. HAHAHAHA i am the infamous boyfriend of said sarah. and as for her super powers she can also us the “baywatch slow motion” to stop bad guys in there track. and by mistake i also came up with the name “tiny pineapples” hehehe (kate thought it was funny) also she has a nickname that i thought was funny so did kate and yes even sarah BB you decided what it means…

By: jenny

jenny — Sat, 18 Mar 2006 05:01:09 +0000

Ooh! I just thought of a good name: “Mammary Ma’am.”

By: jenny

jenny — Sat, 18 Mar 2006 05:00:00 +0000

I’m hoping that the super-boobs are also blessed with super-rebound-powers; because after swinging from a tree by your bosoms, they’d definitely be what a friend of ours calls “banana boobs.”

By: Kate

Kate — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 02:59:16 +0000

Ashley, in some sense that is PARTIALLY true, but the really AMAZING super-powers come from the fact that she’s now been IRRADIATED. You know, the mysterious wonders of science and all…

By: Jennette

Jennette — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 22:47:29 +0000

One could also speculate that Super Boobs could also simply stand in front of the bad guys to hold their attention while the cops came. Or perhaps she could use her breasts to tie them up? I’m pretty sure there wouldn’t be any objections from said bad guys.

By: Ashley

Ashley — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:25:08 +0000

Not to embarrass Sarah any further (okay, maybe just a little), but didn’t her super-powered bust evolve around age 14?

By: Shirleen

Shirleen — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 15:53:55 +0000

As we have discussed the subject in detail (usually loudly in public); a person so “well” endowed would have a springloaded forward action to knock out bad guys in addition to a super-stretchy swinging from trees capacity (not unlike Tarzan, or Jane). Of course, the costuming, supersuit details have not been completely worked out (they’re just to exciting to discuss)

By: John Lee

John Lee — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 14:52:02 +0000

And what, may i ask, would a woman with a “super powered chest” do to fight crime? Or being a male am i not allowed to ask?

By: me

me — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:15:50 +0000

You forget “Tit-ania” “The Bosom Buddy” or perhaps a new take on “The Flash”