I decided to tease you with one little morsel:
What is it? How can you ask??? Cannot you see that it is the worst picture ever taken of the mighty Mississippi River (from a toll bridge with a camera phone inside a moving car with the window up)? Yes, indeed, it is. But I think I read somewhere that every famous photographer started out their career by taking really ghastly pictures of the Mississippi River through the rungs of a toll bridge on a camera phone inside a moving car with the window up. If that is the case, I am destined for greatness.