Always a day late (or at least a few hours) and a dollar short.

Nevertheless, I’d like to wish all my beloved Canucks a (slightly belated ) Happy Thanksgiving! I hope Canada had a bountiful harvest. That, I will add, is the nice thing about Canadian Thanksgiving; you give thanks and have pie without any of the contradictory feelings of American Thanksgiving (celebration versus GUILT and such).
Here's to a bountiful harvest!

It was also Columbus Day (in the United States, I should clarify). Talk about your paradoxical holiday.

I will only say this about Columbus Day: “In fourteen hundred and ninety-two Columbus sailed the ocean blue,” has got to be one of the greatest mnemonic sayings ever.

And if you think I picked this particular cornucopia just because it had a tiny pineapple in it, you are spot on.