I’d thought I’d celebrate this day with the following prose:
Remember when everyone was buying domesticated groundhogs and then they got Monkey Pox? That was a fun time.
HAPPY GROUNDHOG DAY!
Then I thought about it. Groundhogs as pets. Big, unwieldy groundhogs as pets. Ah, wait – PRAIRIE DOGS! It was prairie dogs with the Monkey Pox. Hmmm.
Happy Groundhog Day…