Mostly whimsy and drivel of no consequence. And CHEESE.
Thank you, Fact of the Day
10 Sep 2003 Author: Kate Bartholomew In: Facts of the DayThe following is one of the tidbits from the “Fact of the Day” service. These nuggets of erudition arrive on my mobile phone each evening at 7:00 p.m. MST. I pay two cents every day for this privilege. Hold onto your seats:
An elementary rule of mushroom collecting is
never to place edible and poisonous specimens together.
I am rendered [practically] speechless. Would you have EVER thought of such a thing without having seen this “elementary rule of mushroom collecting?”
Thank you, Fact of the Day. Oh, the lives you’ll save.
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Oh, What a Prolific Blogger is Kate
9 Sep 2003 Author: Kate Bartholomew In: Just so You Know...Just so you know, in order to compensate for the vast, dire heap of twaddle that is my so-called existence, I have fancy pens on my desk (e.g. bejeweled, marabou-bedecked, some impaling wee furry animals – those are obscene in a cute kind of way – several furry AND bendable AND unusually long, one that talks…).
I have several of these, in fact.
And these.
OOOOOOH! I don’t have this…
But I don’t want this. It makes me sad.
Sometimes cheese isn’t enough…
24 Aug 2002 Author: Kate Bartholomew In: Cheese ThoughtsI had cheese today. But it was still a wretched day. Sometimes cheese just isn’t enough.
Sans Fromage
22 Jul 2002 Author: Kate Bartholomew In: Cheese ThoughtsNo cheese today; I am empty inside.*
*Except for the food.
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Cheese Wisdom
“The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”
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