"Error 404: THE REVENGE"

I'm supposed to merely say, "Page Not Found."

But what does that mean? Was there a page in the first place? If so, where did it go? What if there was NEVER any page at all? Would we find this page if we were to stand in the forest whilst a tree fell? And, while we're talking about it, who came up with "Error 404" anyway and why do we still use it? It's not someone's name; it's not a memorial. Wait - could there be a "404?" Some people named their babies crazy things in the "hippie" era. I know TWO people named "Star." And don't get me started on "Freakus Polikus" and his sister, "Groovy Nipples Polikus." TRUE story.

To be completely honest, these existential and/or esoteric issues are best left to more discerning minds. In other words, I DON'T KNOW. Too bad, so sad. Go look at something else already. Buh-Bye!

Cheese Wisdom

Clifton Fadiman wrote that cheese is like milk's leap toward immortality, which is witty, but untrue. Velveeta is immortal, but it is not cheese; cheese is milk's leap toward a life of its own.John Thorne

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