Mostly whimsy and drivel of no consequence. And CHEESE.
My favorite quote at the moment is from a FABULOUS Christmas compilation CD from my lovely friends, Michael and Frank:
Socks, I name you “Phil.”
Every time I hear this (and other quotes from the same source) I laugh like a crazy lady (which is, of course, apropos).
“A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be oversophisticated. Yet it remains, cheese, milk's leap toward immortality.”