OK, fine! You hijacked my site, I (more cunningly) hijacked yours. Very funny. But I’ve decided that me having your site is boring. I really have no desire to do anything truly mean, which is the only reason not to give you back your site. Well, not the only reason.
Give me back my site, and I’ll give you yours.
Fair enough?
(Don’t escalate this war, it can only go very badly for you!)