Mostly whimsy and drivel of no consequence. And CHEESE.
Wow. I’ve already learned something else this year. Not in any way as important, obviously, as:
In other words, if you haven’t already, please read that entry first. Click right HERE if you are scroll-impaired.
But it’s slightly interesting, nonetheless. My Mother got in an itsy-bitsy accident in my 2003 Honda Civic Hybrid. She bumped into a Ute Cab very gently. I won’t go into all the details for the accident (some amusing, some infuriating), but I CAN tell you that the only damage to my little car was some tire rub and the tiniest bit of chipped paint on the door trim bumper thing (isn’t that the technical term?). The cab driver, though, thought it was a good opportunity to get all the damage on his 1993 van taken care of so that it would pass an upcoming inspection in order to qualify for a commercial insurance renewal. My insurance said no to most of his claims, but they did pay him for damage to the area of impact, because there was really no way to absolutely PROVE that it wasn’t caused by a wee Civic moving from complete stop at an ENORMOUS old dinged-up van that was driving in a COMPLETELY MANIACAL FASHION. Well, I hope he’s happy with his $863 as he BURNS IN HELL. Perhaps that’s a little strong. It’s just that, not only was he a treat and a half, Ute Cab has a local reputation for some pretty horrendous driving (and I know from personal experience that at least one of their cabbies carries a really, REALLY large knife – but that’s definitely a story for another time).
Anyway, we’ve driven the car around with tire rub for a long time in case the insurance company wanted to see the “damage” while they processed the claim. They did not, in the end, care to look at it.
My Mother and I suspected from the beginning that a little Mr. Clean™ Magic Eraser™ would take the tire rub right off. Fear not – you might remember my Sharpie® and Mr. Clean™ Magic Eraser™ fiasco and the whole TACKY FAUVIST BIOHAZARD incident. But the car’s Opal Silver Blue Metallic finish (especially with the hand-waxing job I paid for about a week before the accident) is, thankfully, much hardier than a poster paper version of Vue De La Fenetre Tanger by Henri Matisse.
So tonight I proved our theory. Mr. Clean™ Magic Eraser™ DOES remove tire rub. Thank you, Mom. Thank you, science. Thank you. Mr. Clean.
me
January 17th, 2005 at 1:22 pm
I’ll bet a tennis ball on a stick would’ve worked too. I once saw a guy at an airport using a tennis ball at the end of a stick to get shoe scuff marks off the floor. Worked like a charm.
Christopher Lynn
February 1st, 2005 at 10:26 pm
I too find myself compelled to testify of the magical qualities of the Magic Eraser. You sold me Kate. I went out and bought a pack for the art galleries since I often have marks on the walls after hanging paintings/sculptures/what-have-you and I can’t rightly take some wet sloppy paint and touch up the area of the wall for fear of getting the paint on the expensive art. So I used the Magic Eraser and, like magic, the marks came off. I started to use it on everything in the gallery.
I just don’t understand how the eraser knows that I want to take the green paint off of the white paint – it leaves the white and whisks away the green. How is it that selective?
So are you getting paid by Mr. Clean for these plugs? If so, I demand a cut now.
Kate
February 4th, 2005 at 3:30 am
I don’t plug this stuff randomly, Art Man – and they don’t use the word “magic” in the title of the product lightly. It’s not just the Mr. Clean Cool Eraser, it’s the Mr. Clean MAGIC Eraser
Kate
February 4th, 2005 at 3:33 am
Okay, so I’m operating under the talk show premise that if you repeat the name of the product enough – in this case, Mr. Clean Magic Eraser
Kate
February 4th, 2005 at 3:44 am
As for the tennis ball, it just couldn’t have the MAGIC of the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser
reido
October 29th, 2006 at 12:07 pm
Wow
My search engine found this post in answer to how to remove tire marks from paint. After some clod attempted to move into my lane on the xway, I was left with 4″ wide marks across the door and quarter panel. Insurance priced bodywork and repaint around 850 bucks. I couldnt tell if the door was really dented due to the large buildup of rubber, so I thought, “What the hell, give this a try!”
Voila! Instead of a trip to hell trying to get the body shop to match paint on one door, all it needs now is professional buffing and a piece of trim. There is still a dent in the quarter panel, but that’s the only area that will have to have actual body work.
One thing. Instructions on the Eraser box say Do not use on fine finishes and specifically auto body. I kept the surface wet and clean and lightly rubbed with the Eraser…patience required — it took about 30 minutes to get the heaviest stuff off. Keep in mind that we already planned on having it professionally buffed out. But even if not, a coat of wax makes it hard to detect where the Eraser has been.
Thanks for your help.
reido
Kate
October 31st, 2006 at 4:16 am
Wow. You are most welcome.
I have SAVED someone from extra-expensive body work???? My life is now worth-while.
Mind you, though I USUALLY do, I did not read the instruction on the box (and if you are a MAN and did, I laud and honour you). As you may have read, I had BAD results using it on artwork (how surprising). Perhaps if I’d read the back of the box…
And since my tire marks were obviously not as heavy as yours, the finish (at least THERE) looked pristine. I still need to take touch-up paint to a little spot on the trim, which will match wonderfully because of a debacle I had with my bumper requiring a new facia and the paint job – as they come in PRIMER GRAY (if I need a specific Honda part I order it directly and have it come to my house – THAT was a big surprise – and a BIG box). Yes, I’m ignorant, but I found that even though Hybrids still come in Opal Silver Blue Metallic, evidently there are SUBTLETIES to each batch, blah blah blah. At least it was a good body shop. I cannot talk about this any more…**sniff**.
I suppose I could ALSO touch up all the spots on the doors that my NEPHEW made walking through the garage with his TROMBONE.
Grantley Creese
March 24th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Hi Kate,
I just found your post on the internet and I thank God that there are people out there who have had the same problem as me.
About a month ago my wife and I were in a downtown parking lot Toronto and this jacked up pickup truck was in front of us.
As he inched his way out of the parking lot, into the congested street, he realized that he went out too far and decided to peel back and reverse into our bumper.
There wasn’t any damage really, only the sharpie like markings he left on our bumper.
I’ve been racking my brain trying to think of a way to remove these markings and thanks to your blog, I am going to use the MCME(tm).
My wife is worried that the Eraser is going to take off the finish off of the bumper. Has anyone had a problems when using the eraser?
Can anyone confirm or deny that car’s finish will still be shiny after we use the MCME??
Remember happy wife happy life?
(and a full nights rest) 🙂
Thanks again!
Grantley Creese
March 25th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Hi again,
I just wanted to let you know since my last posting – I was able to completly remove all tire marks off of my bumper.
I started off with doing a small area to make sure
that the finish was fine.
The bumper is now clean as a whistle and I have MCME to thank!
It’s pretty wicked stuff!
Kate
March 26th, 2007 at 3:30 am
Sorry I didn’t catch your first comment. When I used the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser