Happy Forty-Second Wedding Anniversary, Ma and Pa! Hmmm – that’s very Ma and Pa Kettle. At least I didn’t bust out all Lil’ Abner on all y’all.

Married September 10, 1965

Oh – and just so you know, the stipulated gift for a Forty-Second Wedding Anniversary is “Improved Real Estate.” In keeping with tradition, I “improved” this real estate by cleaning two of the three toilets.

You’re welcome.