Mostly whimsy and drivel of no consequence. And CHEESE.
Gotta love anything with animals:
“Okay – put the goat back,” she insisted.
Only a grandmother:
“Did he sterilize his lips?”
And one that begs some clarification*:
“She’s having a no hair day,” she explained solicitously.
*She said afterwards, “People who think they are having a BAD hair day should consider what it’s like to have a NO hair day!”